My oh my, do you have your hands full, Europe. Sacramento hardcore-punks Trash Talk are leaving behind California’s June gloom for a summer Eurotrip next month. Did we mention they’re touring with OFF!? Yep.

This is probably the tour your mother should’ve warned you about, which is really all the more reason to go. In fact, why don’t you bring along mother dearest? Family bonding for the modern age.

Europe! If there is one tour that’s going to leave your entire body ringing and your ears melting for the next three weeks, this is it. Every Time I Die, Cancer Bats, Set Your Goals, and Make Do And Mend are destroying the mainland this month. PARTY TIME!

The tour is only a few days in so far, so get moving:

May 8 - Bratislava, Slovakia @ Randall Club
May 9 - Prague, Czech Republic @ Futrum 
May 10 - Schweinfurt, Germany @ Stattbahnhof
May 11 - Berlin, Germany @ Columbia Club
May 12 - Copenhagen, Denmark @ Pumphuset
May 13 - Stockholm, Sweden @ Klubben
May 14 - Goteborg, Sweden @ Sticky Fingers
May 15 - Aarhus, Denmark @ Train
May 16 - Hamburg, Germany @ Knust
May 17 - Bremen, Germany @ Lagerhaus
May 18 - Hannover, Germany @ Faust
May 19 -  Eindhoven, Holland @ Dynamo

Nothing says bad ass like a photo with Barney & friends. Mastodon knows how to do it up right. Make sure to catch them while they’re touring Europe (Meet & Greet with Barney not included).

Jan 26th - Milan, Italy @ Xtra
Jan 29th - Frankfurt, Germany @ Batschkapp
Jan 30th - Munich, Germany @ Backstage Halle/Werk
Jan 31st - Berlin, Germany @ C-Club/Astra
Feb 2nd - Cologne, Germany @ Essigfabrik/E-Werk
Feb 3rd - Tilburg, Holland @ 013
Feb 5th - Bristol, UK @ 02 Academy
Feb 6th - Manchester, UK @ Academy
Feb 7th - Glasgow, UK @ Barrowlands
Feb 9th - Norwich, UK @ UEA
Feb 10th - Birmingham, UK @ HMV Institute
Feb 11th - London, UK @ O2 Academy Brixton